Meaningful or funny quotes and other things that strike me as worthy of remembering.

  • My sister, Cindy, to her husband: “Sarah Palin hasn’t been in the news much lately.” Ron’s reply: “She’s been Trumped!”
  • The newscaster in Tampa turned the report on rush hour over to the TRAFFICOLOGIST.
  • My Dad had in his desk, “Never give up” Winston Churchill
  • “I’m playing under protest!” Jim
  • “Sweeze!” (a blending of swiss and cheese) – Jim
  • Holme’s Homile: “It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.”
  • If there’s cracks in the cake, add more frosting!
  • Any chef worth his salt will tell you: Salt’s what makes things taste bad when it isn’t in them. Alton Brown
  • The Lord your God is with you – he is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, he will quiet you with his love, he will rejoice over you with singing. Zeph. 3:17
  • “I did it.” said by anyone willing to take responsibility for his/her own actions.
  • “When all you see is your pain, perhaps you lose sight of Me.” Papa in The Shack
  • “But it’s better to loosen up as you go or you risk turning brittle.” Friday Night Knitting Club (this is not a recommendation for that book!)
  • Shoes are like chocolate for the feet!
  • Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, “Oh no …. she’s awake!”
  • Irony is the opposite of wrinkly!
  • Every man’s failure dips its roots into the previous generation and drops its seeds into the next. (Levi’s Will by W. Dale Cramer)
  • They were young then, and full of ideas about how married life would be — none of which mattered, of course, because all of their ideas were wrong. (Levi’s Will by W. Dale Cramer)
  • He stepped back from the mask of expectations through which he had always viewed his son. For once he just saw another human being, and one who, for all his obnoxious ways, wasn’t so bad. (Levi’s Will by W. Dale Cramer)
  • The world, in this latest upheaval, had done strange things to itself. (Levi’s Will by W. Dale Cramer)

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